Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
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You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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