Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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