Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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