that's an acceptable place to lick
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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