I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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