I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I can tuck mytits in my pants
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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