Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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