road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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