Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
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You can't just leave with hair like that
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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