shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
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Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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