i jhust puked up my retainher.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
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All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
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I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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