at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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