you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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