Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
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Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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