Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
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you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
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do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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