i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
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I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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