I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
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I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
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put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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