So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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