your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
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I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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