Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
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Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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