Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
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I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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