if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Your topless pictures make me question reality
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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