woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Farmville is her only friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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