i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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