im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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