He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
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N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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