Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
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imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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