her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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