Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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