that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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