ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
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The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
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This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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