It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
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Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
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She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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