I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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