you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
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Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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