Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
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I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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