My first STD was from a foam party
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
