So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
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He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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