census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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