Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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