and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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