never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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