i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Is Oprah even human
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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