i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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