All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
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I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
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Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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