Whod you bang
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
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You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.