More tranny stories later!
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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