She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
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I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
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I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
He did a backflip because drugs
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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