i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
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Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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