i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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