Even the bartender felt bad for me
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
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