and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
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so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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