I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
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He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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