home. puking in laundry basket.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
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we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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