you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
He shit in the fireplace
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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