well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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