is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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