my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
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You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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