How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
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She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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