So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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